Last Updated on March 14, 2023 and reviewed by Gift Ideas Club Team
It’s not easy to put a smile on the old guy’s face, but you came to the right place for that. Our list of some of the coolest gifts for the 70-year-old man will make him laugh, cry and remember his good old days at the same time. While we prioritized having the most unique, funny, and classy gifts in our collection, we are sure you will find at least one perfect gift for him. Whether he is old and grumpy or still has those childish instincts in him, we’ll have a perfect gift for him that will make his day.
So for the person who is still in his prime at this age, let’s get started with our gift ideas –
Personalized Engraved Crystal – Our top choice as a gift for him
Boy, the technology is fun! That might be the reaction of the 70-year-old man to whom you will be gifting this personalized crystal. This laser-engraved picture of you and him will always be treasured by him. And the reason behind the laser is that the depiction of your image will be perfectly restored on this crystal. No errors, no regret! You can even check the customer review section of the product to confirm our words. It is definitely one of the best birthday or Christmas gifts for him to cherish for years!
Wolf Head Walking Cane – Among the classiest gifts for him
Is he a fan of all the classic and coolest things to keep for home décor? Because this walking cane is perfect for that type of person. The roaring face of a wolf on the handle suits well for the characters of hunters and fishers. Also, the unique yet eye-catching design is not the selling point of this cane. It’s the strength and high-quality material which makes it people’s favorite.
Golf Set – For the golfer
Golf has always been a popular sport among the elderly. And if the 70-year-old man loves playing it in his free time, how can he not like such a nice golf set? By the way, the one that we are suggesting is not ordinary because it is Callaway’s Strata Golf Set. What’s so special about it? Well, delighted customer reviews and one of the most popular golf sets on Amazon say a lot about it.
Back and Neck Massager – One of the best gifts for 70-year-old man
This is probably the one gift that you forgot about and can be most well-received by the man. We don’t need to tell you how helpful a massager can be for a 70-year-old man, but we have to get you the best one in the market to keep him satisfied with your present. The one we want you to get for him, ‘Deep-kneading Massager with Heat,’ can be used wherever he can sit, whether inside his car or his home. Plus, this can relieve the pains in the back, neck, shoulder, foot, thighs, and almost all body parts where a real masseuse can work.
I am not old I am a classic-born – t-shirt
Never use the word old! Because he is a classic 70-year-old. As you can see in the image above, the tee will read – ‘I am not old I am a classic.’ It’s the best way to say that even though he has lived for 7 decades, he is still cool. This gift is for the sarcastic man who cracks you up every time you meet them and shows that you have a good sense of humor.
I make 70 look so cool – Keychain
Does he make it seem like 70 years is not a long time? Because this gift is to make his age look cool. As seen above, the keychain will read – ‘Don’t hate me because I make 70 look so good!’ It’s for those confident men who still have their young energy. Perfect for showing your sarcasm with a gift on his birthday!
Grandpa & Me – Picture Frame
Do you enjoy being with your grandpa? Then, why not say that to him with a thoughtful gift? This unique gift idea is for making your grandpa know that you enjoy spending time with him, even if you haven’t said it yet. We all know that now he has more free time but what he would love the most is if he can get even a small amount of time to spend with his family. And this present is to convey the message that you still want to be with him.
Swiss Army Pocket Knife – If he needs tools every now and then
Many people try to be with nature after retiring. They get a home with a garden away from the city bustles to get some peaceful time. And if this story perfectly fits with your 70-year-old man, then here is a creative yet useful gift idea – the Swiss Army Pocket Knife. If he spends his time in his garden all day taking care of the trees and plants, then this might come in handy for him. It makes a nice Christmas present for a 70-year-old man!
Stand back Apron – If you enjoyed barbecuing with him
When you think of fun times with the 70-year-old man, do you always picture him grilling for the barbecue? If yes, then wait no more because you have found one of the coolest gifts for the 70-year-old man. This apron reading ‘stand back grandpa is grillin’ is a funny and unique gift for him, making him smile whenever he is grilling for you.
Old Spice After Shave Scent – To add a flavor of funny nostalgia
“The original. If your grandfather hadn’t worn it, you wouldn’t exist” If you liked the tagline, then you’re welcome. And if you didn’t, then know that it is not ours. It was Old Spice’s Slogan back in 2008 (Source: Wikipedia). Anyway, the point is that this brand has been popular for a long time, especially among the older generation. And if your grandpa or dad liked it earlier, then he might get nostalgic about this.
Bluetooth Phonograph Record Player – For the man who has everything
We all know what this is for! It’s to bring back his memories of the times when he used to be as energetic as you are now. When there were no air pods or mobile phones to listen to music, only this Phonograph would play melodious sounds. So, it is a perfect gift for a 70-year-old man with everything. And don’t think it is old, so you’ll need those big black discs to play music because this modern player connects to Bluetooth while providing the same vintage vibes.
Genuine Jaguar Leather Belt – For the tough guy!
Leather boots, belts, jackets, etc., have always been the likes of the man who calls himself tough. And we all know they consider our generation as a generation of softlings. That’s why what might look like out of fashion to us can be the most in fashion for someone else. And that someone else can be your 70-year-old man. So, if your grandpa has all the story of his times when he used to go hunting and catching fish, then this leather belt can be very well-received by him.
Funny Mug – For the Fun yet Grumpy Old Man
Is the grumpy old man also the one who laughs at your jokes? Because this gift is only for that special 70-year-old man. The mug reading – ‘I never dreamed of being a grumpy old man, but here I am killing it,’ will make him laugh whenever he’ll drink tea/hot water from it. It’s one of the funniest gifts for the man who loves being his age.
Vintage retro Landline Phone – If he loves Classic Objects
Another Vintage gift for the home décor with the vintage theme! The reason for getting these kinds of gifts is that no matter how old these will get, they will still look more sexy and classic than the latest iPhone in the market. It’s a nice present for the 70-year-old man to take him back to his days of wired telephones. For those who were thinking about its use, yes, it is still working, and its ringtone is louder than your smartphone’s.
Clark Men’s Chukka Boots – If he loves shiny black boots
Let us guess! He still doesn’t like your new $100 sports shoes. Don’t worry about it. Even if your shoes make everyone jealous around you, he might never like them. Because to him, the sturdy leather boots were both long-lasting and always in fashion. So let’s gift him something that neither of the generations can resist – The Clark Men’s Chukka Boots. They look cool to everyone and are as strong as his old leather boots.
Personalized t-shirt – For the legend
This gift is for the 70-year-old man who lived his life as a legend. The man was extraordinary but didn’t like the paparazzi and kept a low profile for himself. This gift is for – [the name] the man, the myth, the legend. Okay, so enough of the cool talk, and let’s get straight to the fact that this is one of the funniest gifts for the 70-year-old man that you can find to make him laugh. Therefore, it’s an idea worth considering for the funny man.
Extra-long Shoehorn – You might not, but he remembers it well
We don’t know why shoe horns are not available as such today, but they are a handy tool because who wants to bend every time to fix our leg’s adjustment in the shoes? While we can still do it without a shoehorn but for a person in his 70s, it can cause pain in the back. That’s why we suggest you this unique gift idea of getting a 24 inches long shoe horn for him. Plus, it’s made of plastic, so it doesn’t have those sharp edges like metal has, and it wouldn’t rust too.
Tommy Hilfiger Leather Wallet – A classy gift for the 70-year-old man
It’s not just for a 70-year-old man. It’s for every man out there. Who doesn’t like a cool leather wallet to keep their money in? Although no other person cares about the look of the person’s wallet, it’s something only the user can feel good about. And if the 70-year-old man still uses his old, torn, and tilted wallet, then it’s time to get a new and better one for him. Who knows, it can lighten his mood everyday?
Vacuum Insulated Travel Mug – A Handy gift
These things always come in handy wherever we go. Sometimes we need hot water or tea, and sometimes we will require cold beverages to keep us free. (That rhymed well) Plus, our mood starts changing, and before we know it, our tea is cold again, and other beverages aren’t cold enough. That’s why if the person didn’t have any other temperature control holders, then this will be a nice and helpful gift idea for him.
Damn I got old quick Cap – For the old guy with a sense of humor
By now, you would have understood that unique and interesting gifts are our thing. And this gift idea is another example of this. The cap reading ‘Damn I got Old quick’ will be the most eye-catching cap he had ever worn. This funny gift will make him smile and let him know that he isn’t the only person with a good sense of humor.
Waterproof Kindle Device – For the bookworm
Book reading is a habit that is with a person for his whole life. Especially for the elders, it can be the most time-consuming activity for them. He might not know that the books he can’t find in his bookstore can be available on these Kindle Devices. Plus, these are waterproof, meaning that he can even read in his bathtub. And if you are worried about his eyesight, then you should know that it is even less stressful for the eyes at night than the paper books he reads. That’s why this gift for the 70-year-old man is worth considering.
Made in 1951 t-shirt – For the original 70-year-old Man
This gift is a treat for the man who accepts his age and loves humor. This t-shirt saying ‘Made in 1953, All Original Parts’ will show his confidence level to others. This 100% cotton tee is comfy to wear and is available in 7 funky color options to make the 70-year-old man cheer. Don’t believe us, check how happy other customers are with this unique present.
Royal Wooden Chess Set – If he loves Chess
A game for intelligent minds! If the 70-year-old man challenges you in chess every time you visit him, then this gift will come in handy for him. And if the person loves the game but still uses the old and ruined chess pieces to pass the time, then you’ve got to give this to him. This chess set is the perfect gift that comes to our minds whenever we think of this game. The wooden pieces and quality board only make it more fun.
Wooden Wrist Watch – Another unique birthday present
Watches are one of the most popular gifts for 70-year-old men. Anyone who’ll be making a list of gifts for men will include watches in it. But we work differently. We don’t suggest you ordinary gifts that have lost their taste. We will suggest a gift idea one step forward in terms of uniqueness and likability. That’s why we suggest not an ordinary but a wooden watch. As seen in the above image, no man will be able to resist it because of its cool design and unique material.
Keep Calm Funny t-shirt – If your Papa always knew how to fix things
Does the 70-year-old man fix all of your problems in life? Even if he can’t, gift this t-shirt to him. Because its funny tagline saying ‘Keep Calm and Papa will fix it’ will crack everyone up when they look at it. This sarcastic and unique gift will be the center of attention wherever he goes. And no man will be able to resist such a cool gift.
70-year-old Boy Funny Picture Frame – For the young 70-year-old
Is he still a kid on the inside? Then let’s encourage him to be a kid forever because that’s the kind of person who can always remain happy. As seen in the above picture, this frame saying ’70-year-old boy’ will resemble the character of the humorous 70-year-old man. The frame is completely made of wood to give it a nice texture. One of the best birthday gifts for 70-year-old men!
This gift idea is for the excuse maker who never admits that he got defeated in a game. The golf ball reading ‘I’m 70, what’s your excuse?’ will not require him to say anymore. Just whenever you defeat him in the game, taunt him by showing the ball to him. This funny gift is to have fun and laughter sessions between the games. Also, these balls come in a set of 3 so that if he loses one, you’ve got two more to tease him.
Solo New York’s Briefcase – To keep him in fashion
Let everyone know that a 70-year-old gentleman is walking near them by gifting him this classy briefcase. It is perfect for the older generations who prefer these over regular backpacks and handbags. This sturdy briefcase will also give him a feeling of nostalgia. Not to mention, it has multiple compartments for keeping his newspaper, glasses, IDs, and books.
BBQ Kit – For the best Barbecue Experience
If he loves barbequing and doesn’t have good tools for it, then a BBQ Kit might be the best gift for the 70-year-old man. If he cooks delicious meals for you so that you feel like a vacation whenever you visit him, then it’s time to pay him back with a wonderful gift. This BBQ kit contains all the tools and materials required to make grilling fun rather than work.
Vintage Pocket Watch – For old times sake
If he is all about the vintage materials that he used to love at his time, then behold, as you have found the nicest gift for the opportunity. He may or may not like a normal watch, but he’ll surely like to have this cool pocket watch. Its design and looks are just classic. Even a normal guy would fall over its looks, then a person who always adored it would just love to have it.
Foldable Garden Stool – To make him enjoy the sunshine in his garden
Many people his age spend their time taking care of plants and trees. While until now, to water or cut the extra leaves of the plants, he had to do it standing up, but after getting this foldable garden stool, he could do that while sitting. Plus, with multiple pockets on the sides, he won’t step on other tools that could harm his feet and legs.
70 things to do – Book
This book is for those 70-year-olds who still think they can do many things for themselves and the world. This popular book makes them feel happy about their age and complete fun challenges to maintain the fun in their lives. The customer reviews say a lot about the book. Plus, for a good cause, all your money from buying this book will go to charity for cancer treatment and prevention.
World’s Greatest Grandpa Award – For the Greatest
If there’s a unique gift about which we can be 100% sure that it will make the receiver feel glad, this is probably the one. The grandpa who had always loved you even when you were far apart for a long time, it’s time to make him feel happy again. His other awards wouldn’t be special anymore as this award is from someone he has always cared about, and now he can be sure that he cares for the right people.
Best Buckin’ Granpa – T-shirt
This gift is for the crazy grandpa whom you have always admired. This t-shirt reading ‘best buckin’ grandpa ever’ is the cutest yet funniest gift for the awesome 70-year-old man. And don’t you dare worry about the quality of the product because its reviews have confirmed it to be a comfortable wear. Also, you can make it more special by getting this tee in his favorite color.
Really cool 70-year-old t-shirt – For the cool 70-year-old
Another cool t-shirt for the cool man! This funny t-shirt is to share a laugh and enjoy the gestures when everyone reads the quote on it. It is a unique and thoughtful gift for his birthday and Christmas celebrations. Let’s make the other older adults jealous of him with this awesome tee. Finally, everyone will be able to get a good sleep as they will now know “what a really cool 70 years old looks like”. (Bad joke? What can we do? Our content writer won’t let us remove it 🙂
Against the Law Mug – To put a smile on his face
Another idea is to boost his confidence and make him feel happy about his age! The mug reading ‘It should be against the law to look this good at 70!’ will crack him upon seeing it every time. This unique mug is bound to connect to him. We hope you are there to see the priceless look on his face while he’ll be opening this amazing gift made especially for the 70-year-old man.
Massage Recliner Chair – Among the best gifts for a 70-year-old man
If you have a nice budget and you want him to have something comforting, then this is the perfect gift for the 70-year-old man. We don’t need to say much about it. You all know how relaxing these chairs are. Plus, elderly people who constantly feel body pains in different parts are the only people who require massage chairs. The only drawback is that he might not visit you often as he’ll then miss his recliner chair. But his happiness is more important.
FAQ
What are the best gifts for a 70-year-old man who has everything?
He might have all merch of his favorite characters or all accessories for his hobbies, but there is no end to which you can get personalized gifts for a man who has everything. For example, take a look at the below gift ideas for this particular case –
1. Personalized Engraved Crystal
2. Grandpa & Me Picture Frame
3. Personalized t-shirt for the legend
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